18/06/2010

Why I've Never Won a Caption Competition.



In the dystopian future of 3045, King Kill-o-Tron 8000 surveys the scene at his Moscow Death Square while a woman's head explodes next to him. "Good..." his circuits whisper.

(Anyone who can do better than that, feel free to leave it in the comments)

3 comments:

  1. Simon Cowell realises that his wife missunderstood him when he said he liked top heavy girls.

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  2. Also, she looks just like the guy on your header.

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  3. In the dystopian future of 3045 the sliding doors would be automated and therefore not need a 'how to operate' sticker on the glass! I suggest that this is the earlier future of 3018

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