Murder, Decapitations and Kinky Sex...

...Seem to be top of the Telegraph's readership's priorities today:



Well, it is Friday.

Notice the particular interest in decapitations - Although I assume it's that or reading about how Ashcroft has fucked the Tories.

EDIT: I hate to think what people are going to be Googling for when they come across this site. Murder, decapitations and/or kinky sex, I assume.